I liked the lyrics that I thought I heard better than the lyrics I actually heard.
Facebook’s ad sidebar caught my eye for once: “BE A GOD!" it said in bright, bold, red and yellow letters. "Finally," I thought to myself, "they’ve figured out what I want." Imagine my disappointment when my lust for power and control was not sated, noting that, upon further reading, it was an ad for a miserable game. I will rule, someday….